Pat Weaver

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Colgate University Class of 2013

Once, a unicorn entered the office of his friend, who happened to be a penguin, and proceded to sing a song about the travesty of wearing socks with Crocs. The penguin, having earlier dyed himself turquoise for purposes which would be revealed later if this story were to have any logical organization, plot, or reason for being, jumped on the unicorn's back. As they flew off into a rainbow sunset, a purple cloud of sugar greeted them on their journey.

I wonder if they ever found Rocco the Duck's wig...
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