I'm not good at these little blurbs. In fact, I apologize in advance for how snarky I sound. Oh, right. 20 seconds of me? What? What does that mean? I guess my 20 seconds consists of me trying to figure out what you want and you pitying my lack of social skills. Oh, well. Hopefully I come off as alluring and interesting. If I do, let's have a chat, shall we, brave warrior?