Keeya Singer
FollowUniversity Preparatory School Class of 2010
REDDING, CA
I have special skills exemplified by the fact I can persuade telemarketers to never call again with a single statement. I am able to sell my homemade ice-cream to the Schwann man. I make remarks at the appropriate times and can help others raise their self-confidence with a single meeting. I have my cake and eat it too. Years ago, I calculated an exact formula for the perfect cook time of a hot pocket, but my dog ate it. I once fell in love with an Italian poet named Lorenzo, who was sadly kidnapped by the Mafia. My boats un unsinkable, my pencils are unbreakable and my logic is undeniable.
