Admit it: you judge real countries based on their Model UN delegates. When you're bored in committee, you write dirty notes to the chair saying "I'll bang you so hard you'll scream decorum." You sit in the corner writing pointless Operative Clauses about chocolate. You've withdrew from the UN and declared war on the United States. You skank it up for the Delegate Dances. You only do Model UN to pass AP Euro or AP Geography.

Yep, Model UN is where all the cool kids are.